Welcome to Technical Speaking!
Throughout my life, I've heard the slaves of the educational
institutions, students like yourselves, complain about everything imaginable. To
help lessen the strain of a restricted youth, my colleague Armadaeus Wilson and I have
developed a course to eliminate the performance pressure of one subject: English.
Our course is designed to help struggling English students retain a
passing grade in said class, with minimal effort. It is our hope that after taking
our course, you can write an extensive paper on any subject, while knowing only the most
basic details about it. One student of our class sent an email that said very
little, but said it loudly. Included in the message were the phrases "I GOT AN
'A'!" and "Your class was a saving grace. Our final exam in history was an
essay on the Napoleanic wars. Had I ever read about them? No! After
taking your class, I was able to breeze through it using a few words from your
'Techsaurus' included in the textbook. I can't thank you enough!!"
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- Johannes Smith
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Please note that we do not make any guarantees as to the success of our
program. While we believe strongly in its effectiveness, our information is based on
individual experiences, and not on any universal 'rule book.' Certain teachers may
be totally unresponsive to your attempts at technical speaking.